Sugary-Salt is maybe going to like this, just kidding.
Intimidated
Goose is on her way home after having been in the bookstore, buying a book about boats.
Maybe reading the book will distract her from thinking about her ex-boyfriend, Seonghwa, who broke up with her because they had a heated argument about whether or not pineapple belongs on pizza.
Tears run out of her eyes as she thinks about Seonghwa.
All of a sudden, she sees JYP in plastic pants.
"Hello there" he says and bites his lips, trying to seduce her.
"Uhm... hi." Goose says, feeling intimidated by him.
"You're the hottest goose, I've ever seen." he says.
"Well, your legs look cold."
"But sexy~~" he says caressing the leg of his pants.
She walks away from him, until he grabs her wing and says "Wanna go to my bedroom?"
"No."
"Come on, don't you want to eat foie gras together with a hot, rich man like me?"
"Do you even know what foie gras is made out of?"
"Uhm.... pheasant kidneys?"
"Let go of me." She says, trying to shake herself off.
"Hey, leave her alone." both of they hear someone say.
Goose turns around and sees a muscular guy.
"Why should I leave this beautiful goose alone?" JYP asks.
"Because..." then he takes off his shirt and shows off his abs.
He cracks his knuckles and then flexes his biceps.
"Uh..." JYP says. "I guess I'll leave her alone then."
Then the man in plastic pants lets go of the goose and runs away screaming.
The muscular man walks towards her.
Intimidated by his muscles, she avoids eye contact.
"Are you okay?" he asks.
"Yes." she says.
"Would you like to go on a café with me?"
"I hope they don't serve foie gras there."
He chuckles. "Of course not."
His contagious chuckle makes a smile appears on her face.
"Maybe I'll go to the café with you."
A moment later, they are in the café.
He is drinking orange juice and eating a croissant.
While she is drinking green tea and eating a chocolate brownie.
"By the way, what is your name?" he asks.
"Goose."
"Just Goose?"
"Yes, and yours?"
"Mine is Wonho."
Her heart flutters, because that is the hottest... or actually the WONHOttest name that she has ever heard.
"Why are you avoiding eye contact with me?" he asks.
She doesn't respond.
"Do you maybe find me scary?"
"Maybe a little teeny tiny bit."
"Don't be scared of me, I won't hurt you." he says with a smile on his face. "I promise."
"You promise?"
"I pinky promise" he says, showing her his pinky.
His pinky touches her goose pinky.
And the pinky touching suddenly turns into hand holding.
Her cheeks turn pink like a pink pinky.
He leans his face closer to hers.
She looks into his eyes, admiring his beautiful, brown eyes for a moment.
Then he kisses her beak.
As they kiss, she tastes the flavours of orange juice and croissant on his lips.
Seonghwa walks into the café, wanting to eat his favourite cakes and forget about his ex-goosefriend.
But as he sees Goose inside that café kissing another man, he leaves.
He leaves, while feeling his heart breaking and tears running out of his eyes.
