I hate geese.
They are evil.
Geese should all disappear from Earth and be sent to planet Mars.
If they end on Mars, then they won't bother human beings anymore, even though they might do evil things to Martians.
They are so evil, they scared me when I was a child.
They threatened to bite me, if I came any closer to them.
And worse of all...
A goose stole my husband.
It honked at him seducktively, and told him that it had a lot of Star Wars LEGOs in its house, and then Seonghwa built LEGOs with that goose and fell heads over heels over that evil creature.
Then he divorced me and married that goose instead, leaving me heartbroken.
Don't trust geese.
They steal your men.
Screw geese, they are more evil than olives on pizza.
