Well... some sentences from that fanfic series "He Whispered To Me", that I liked or found funny. Most of the sentences are taken out of context.
I shared the first chapter and a bit of the second chapter in one thread and don't feel like sharing the rest.
Also, this thread is random and pointless.
Your entire face turns into the colour of Alecia Beth Moore.
"But Celine makes my heart go on."
"I only dated her because she is rich and I can't afford buying that Shrek 3 DVD."
"Because you look like a gemstone."
Your face starts looking like a flamingo topaz.
She is shook in Canadian French.
Her face turns into the colour of Steve Buscemi in Reservoir Dogs.
Your face turns Peppa Pig pink.
"I am forced to marry a rich man called Psy, so we can't be together."
"Please don't go, mon sirop d'érable."
"Why are you holding a lizard?" JYP asks him, while standing next to the bed.
JYP is JYShook.
"Shrek... It is a beautiful name that means 'love and life'"
For him these words that came out of her mouth feels like he had gotten stabbed in the heart.
The suit-wearing man snaps his fingers like Thanos.
The man's face reddens of embarrassment.
"Would you rather be with a rich guy who you probably don't even love than be with a 'peasant' like me?"
Her lips taste like onions.
Then he sits still as if he has just turned into a statue.
She turns to a random page and reads out loud a story about a goose and a kpop star, who are in love, but unfortunately are not allowed to be together.
Psy's face reddens of anger.
"My face hurts."
"Of course it hurts because I just punched it." Psy says with a smile and caresses his knuckle.
"By the way, I'm not a peasant, because I own a Shrek 3 DVD." Mingyu says and drops the mic.
Then tears fall down from his eyes, that are hiding from his sunglasses.
Then suddenly you see a man in front of you wearing plastic pants.
"JYP?" you ask. "What are you doing here?"
Everyone gets goosebumps from the melody of that song, especially the goose. Except your cousin's co-worker, who thinks it sounds like a song from High School Musical.
You don't care about the fact that she bit your neck and sucked your blood as long as you love her.
Tzuyu's cheeks turn as pink as Hyunjin's hair in the Back Door music video.
Then you see JYP wearing a black suit jacket and plastic pants.
"Get lost, you plastic pants weirdo." she says. "She is my wife now."
