i wanted to make small talk so i asked my friend if they've seen [insert idol] new hairstyle. they said yeah and then pulled up a PowerPoint presentation and proceeded to talk album sales percentage rise, youtube growth, social media engagement numbers

investor trends, merchandise revenue and ticket sales and chart fluctuation data for 16 hours straight. then he also asked me if i was in the market for a new house because he could give me a good deal but i had to turn him down because i wasn't able to hold my pee in and i was already soaking wet. i got up and shook his hand then i told him "good chat" and walked away

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I feel so exposed rn.

i wasn't targeting specific people. just a general observation.

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if i said i made myself some tea it is not the same as saying i "spilled the tea"

and when you say you made some small talk about ()hair.... the conversation wasn´t about that, was it

but people are mad and made you boo boo aren´t they. poor baby

comedy is for grown ups, go back to play with your friends and do more streaming pijama partys

dude, i don't even know what you're talking about. i mean, seriously. half of what you said isn't even coherent. is everything okay? you need help or something? i hope you're not on meds and for some reason are off them right now