This is inspired by the above comment on the what are you drinking thread, and the fact that I did a whole research paper on MTN Dew's history for college. 
Pitch Black 2: WHY DID WE NEED A SOUR GRAPE SODA????????? WHO WANTS TO DRINK SOUR GRAPES?
Southern Shock: Again Mountain Dew why do you want soda that tastes like spoiled fruit? This is supposed to be sour mango and lemonade flavored, it is only available at KFC, my roommate and I tried it and immediately went to get another Mountain Dew at the gas station.
Goji Citrus Strawberry : This one is actually really really good alone and great to make a pretty gradient drink when layered with the regular Mountain Dew :)
