JIM JORDAN = *SPEAKER ME* !!! (Or ELSE ?) = USA House of Reps. *DOPE DEAL* = Partridge (Update) ; 2023.10.17

  • youtube.com/watch?v=2vlxHw2CKs0 ... JIM JORDAN (as Samoan) convinces his detractors in USA House of Reps. to Support HIM for SPEAKER (Leader) ; 2023.10.17


    Observation -->

    So , JORDAN had about *20 CULPRITS* who voted against him on Tuesday 1pm ... JIMBO needs *17 Votes* from these CULPRITS , to get elected as SPEAKER ... So , time to make a DOPE DEAL ??? ... Next Vote = Wednesday 11am NYC time.


    (Fake) Cheech Marin -->

    'Is the USA HOUSE SPEAKER *DOPE DEAL* behind Door #1 , #2 , or #3 ???'

    (House of Reps. Crowd: 'Oh , MONTY MONTY MONTY HALL !!!')

    youtube.com/search=dope+deal+cheech+chong


    (Fake) Matt GAETZ (FL) <-- Behind Door #4 = The F.B.I = YOU'RE BUSTED ??? ... :wink:


    (Fake) JIM JORDAN imitates singer Tennessee Ernie Ford -->

    'Ya *Punch* 16 Reps. ; Whatta Ya Get? ; Another Lousy Vote and I LOST AGAIN !!!'

    youtube.com/search=16+tons+tennessee+ernie+ford


    *** Begin Quoting from NYTimes.com , 2023.10.17 ***
    The group of 20 G.O.P. holdouts was larger than previously known and included some powerful members of the House, including Representative Kay Granger of Texas, the Chairwoman of the Appropriations Committee, and several Republicans from politically competitive districts won by President Biden.

    *** End Quoting from NYTimes.com ***


    For one brief *shining* moment , (TX) Ms. *KAY GRANGER* refused to lockstep

    with the TRUMP Trash 'Pussy Grabbed' Stepford Wives (movie).

    Yes , she will likely 'vote flip later' ... Hopefully NOT demanding as -->

    3 Gold Bullion Bars ; 2 Egyptian Asps (snakes) ; 1 Partridge (bird) in a Pear Tree ... :wink:


    (Fake) Incoming phone call = JIM JORDAN to KAY GRANGER -->

    JJ: KAY , I need your *esteemed* VOTE !!! ...

    KG: *CHOKE* on a PARTRIDGE !!! ... :suure:


    youtube.com/search=butch+sundance+who+are+those+guys

    JIM 'Butch Cassidy' JORDAN = 'WHO Are Those Guys that Voted Against Me ???'


    (Fake) It is *NOT* true that USA House Rep. Dem. Ms. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (AOC) wore an *Eye Patch* and a *T-Shirt* with the words on it -->

    "Stewart Rhodes was NOT Completely Wrong about Everything" ... :watt:


    (Fake) It is *NOT* true that USA Senator (MO) Josh Hawley was seen

    running , in a 'full of crap' state , with his FIST Uplifted into the Air ... :wink:

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  • krell

    Changed the title of the thread from “JIM JORDAN = *SPEAKER ME* !!! (Or ELSE ?) = USA House of Reps. ; 2023.10.17” to “JIM JORDAN = *SPEAKER ME* !!! (Or ELSE ?) = USA House of Reps. *DOPE DEAL* = Partridge (Update) ; 2023.10.17”.

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