If you unironically listen to Super Junior, you're the cause there is "DO NOT EAT" on silica gel pockets.
If you unironically listen to Super Junior, your parents have definitely looked into ways to put you up for adoption.
If you unironically listen to Super Junior, you have likely scared a child merely by existing.
If you unironically listen to Super Junior, your teachers threw a three day party when you graduated.
If you unironically listen to Super Junior, doctors are sad when they have to vaccinate you.
If you unironically listen to Super Junior, someone has probably concluded there is no god because of you.
If you unironically listen to Super Junior, you deserve no rights.
