how do you scare away children

... asking for a friend

Quote from dummi

Children don't like scary looking people so have a RBF and you'll be fine, but maybe they'll be used to it and tell you that you look like a teacher (happened before lmao)

ty dummi

Quote from Lizzinx

FINALLY

plan A :

Get a bag of candy and hock it to the ceiling . then when the child comes to get their dear sweets, they see they cant reach it , so they try their best to get it. when they aren't looking wrap yourself in tin foil and throw some cupcakes at them and when they turn around they go "OH NO A MONSTER WRAPED IN TIN FOIL" and then they start running like they saw the sweets fall down like a bulldozer and you then cosplay yourself as their ULTIMATE FAVORITE cartoon character or their favorite something idk and they start running crazy but you just wrap yourself in tin foil again and they just cant believe their favorite cocomelon people is a monster and they get SOOOO scared. and thats it. scared them out of their boots probably.

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