Posts by lawyer

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Since being here, many users have incurred my Squirrely wraith! From a Lawyer, to a person who is a HARDCORE fan, a Whale, a writer who is obsessed with Jungkook and Nayeon, a clown, an entire pro marriage Committee and so on.....

Tag me next time you perishable rodent

These white tight pants are NOT ramadan friendly folks

THEY SOUND SO GOOD

Guess which idiot slept through it ?

OK beautiful (s)hoes

I had so much fun but the elderly gotta rest!

Once again, my most sincere congratulations to our brides

a_song_calling_f  slumberdollyoshi you two make the loveliest couple!

Enjoy your special night ladies, bye, see you next year on akp!

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Did you just call yourself a garbage collector...?

Yeah, but one who has a black belt in karate

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says the biggest trash of us all 🤨 I haven’t done anything! I am innocent

you just insulted the priest/skeikh/karate blackbelt garbage collector

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Anyways congratulations a_song_calling_f and slumberdollyoshi 🥰 love you both as much as I love chicken 🐔

When can I give my present? 👀

You promised to behave

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SIS Its ramadan and u wANt tongue? Bless

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LMAO be thankful that its Ramadan otherwise I'd be twisting tongues too

YAYYY that's what I'm talking about you beautiful (s)hoes, enjoy!!!

OK NOW IM THAT DONE OFFICIATING ITS TIME TO TAKE OUT THE TRASH

Demon_owl  Vivi1388  ForeverBTStrash

BYE !!!

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I LOVE YOU a_song_calling_f

YOOO WHERES THE TONGUE

I did not write these essays for a cute peck !

KISS YOUR WIFE THE WAY SHE DESERVES TO BE!

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you did great btw

Thank you baby, I tried

Your rings represent this promise to one another. The never-ending circle is a symbol of an infinite, unbreakable love.

RING BEARER! ... Thank you

Now ladies, place your respective rings on each others finger... GOOD!

Having pledged your love and promise to one another today in front of all of your friends and family and by the power vested in me,

I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU

WIFE AND WIFE

You may now kiss the bride.

Congratulations! Friends and family, it is my honor to introduce to you: SLONG

OMG IM CRYING

THIS WAS BEAUTIFUL slumberdollyoshi

YOUR TURN a_song_calling_f

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KEEP QUIET YALL IM NOT DONE YET !!!!

VOWS ARE TO BE EXCHANGED THEN RINGS THEN IM GONNA PRONOUNCE THEM WIFE AND WIFE

THEN YALL CAN GO BACK TO GET DRUNK

NOW YOU CAN EXCHANGE VOWS slumberdollyoshi goes first!

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I DO

I HAVENT ASKED YET LMAO