Makeshift ABC milk tea Recipe

Tools:

small Pot, burner, functioning hands, brain, etc. cup.

Materials.

Red/black/green tea leaves (lots), water(duh), whole milk, maple syrup (the real stuff , HFCS types don't work)

Wash ya leaves

put enough in pot to cover bottom

put water in pot until half pot

boil tea - stir to prevent burning leaves

the resulting tea should be really concentrated - kinda opaque when poured into glass cup. Should look like flat coca cola

oh yea remove the leaves unless you like chewing on grass.

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pour just enough maple syrup to cover bottom of cup

fill mug to 1/2 with whole milk

pour in the tea you made (not the kind ya spill)

stir and warm in microwave oven to even the temps.

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Authors note: never measure stuff out. Your ancestors will tell when its alright. (or more accurately your tongue roasts yo ass when something tastes funky after)

Quote from carrot-juice

'brain'' was one of the ingredients

I mean hotpot can potentially have brain in it. Depends on how hardcore traditional the restaurant is. In china, usually you can pay extra for a dish lmao