When I see someone say something bad about my art, my short stories or my fanfics, I go to Charles Dickens' yard and sob in Danish while lying face down in the dirt, which annoys the ghost of Dickens.
Just kidding
Yup, that was a reference to a famous Danish author.
and that was his reaction to reading a bad review of his work.
And well... Dickens comforted him while he was crying and said that he never reads reviews and neither should he.