just submitted my cv to every kpop agency in korea earlier today. i'm hoping to land a job as an executive backseat driver armchair quarterback. basically, the job would just be me telling everyone else how to do their job from the comfort of my home in

my anime boxers through a zoom call. not that i need the money or anything. i'm basically just doing this out of concern for a bunch of groups that i think my specific expertise in nothing in particular would really help them get through what i perceive to be their biggest hurdles whether it pertains to their styling decisions or their musical direction and even their marketing strategies. i really think that i can be an invaluable asset to the artists of whichever company decides to do the smart thing and hire me. wish me luck