So. There are a lot of uncertainties about Pink Venom as of now. A lot of guessing and theorizing. Many thoughts are being thunk. Not surprising!
But I am 10 steps ahead of all of you.
Let's analyze "Pink Venom" word for word!
Pink. Pink is considered a girly color.
You know what else is seen as girly?
Skirts.
You know what that sounds like? That's right, "skrrt".
Venom. You can kill people with it.
You know what else you can kill people with? Cars.
What sounds do cars make. Exactly, "vroom".
Vroom also sounds like venom said really, really quickly. Coincidence? I think not!
Therefore, I conclude Blackpink will sample the iconic line "vroom vroom vroom vroom vroom vroom skrrt" from Cravity's smash hit, worldwide chart-topper "My Turn" that made lyricists all over the world shed tears of joy and amazement.
MODS, PLEASE APPROVE!! I NEED TO SHARE MY GENIUS WITH THE WORLD.
