i got into an intense fistfight with both my parents over the details in their will last week. i found out that they were planning on leaving the house and all their other assets to a charity organization called rocket launchers for children foundation

i lost my cool and threw the first punch as soon as i found out. even the family lawyer got caught in the crossfire but eventually we all got fatigued and dizzy because of the blood loss and slowly went back to our senses. i felt really bad about what happened so i apologized to both of 'em. i bought my mom her favorite strawberry ice cream to make up for it and i gave my dad a nice, long kiss on the mouth so we're all good now