my grandmother has been a huge kpop fan since the reagan administration but only recently did she get into blackpink. her 100th bday is coming up soon and she told me that all she wants is a comeback before the universe liquidates her. it was hard but i

had to be honest and tell her that might not be in the cards and she should probably just look forward to other artists that are releasing stuff in the near future. i gave her a list of groups that she should be on the look out for but she suddenly got mad and started howling like a wild animal. she grabbed any object that was around her and started lobbing it at people. unfortunately, there was an uber eats guy that was just there at the wrong time and got hit in the head with a porcelain rabbit. she then turned her attention to me and dropkicked my nuts as hard as she could and said "i'd rather die than listen to itzy!" then immediately stormed out the door. she hasn't come home in a couple of days and i was really worried so i called the cops but they all seem to be too busy just hanging out outside of schools and doing nothing when a life and death situation is happening. i just hope she's doing alright