"Goose, I need to tell you something." Shrek says.
"honk?" the goose replies.
"I have feelings for you."
"honk honk?"
"But unfortunately, we can't be together."
"honk"
"Because I am an ogre, and you are a goose, but will you be my girlfriend?"
The goose shakes her head because she much prefers Seonghwa.
Well.... I was bored and wrote this silly fanfic.
