One reason why ostriches suck is because they're ugly.
They're not beauties. They're ugly beasts.
And their neck and legs...
Eww, they are so long.
They think they're giraffes.
And their butts are big.
But that is because they got butt lifts.
Yup, their butts are made out of plastic.
And another reason why they suck is because they steal other birds' men.
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Yup, that ostrich stole the love of my life.
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Ostriches suck.
Geese rule.
At least I'm not a man-stealing bird with a butt made out of plastic.
