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Nævis I Love You
Shrek and Nævis are sitting on a boat in the sunlight.
He looks at her seductively.
"Nævis, I love you" he says.
She jumps out of the boat and swims.
She swims as fast as she can.
Then she is on a beach and suddenly sees a muscular, purple man called Thanos.
Thanos snaps.
Shrek doesn't feel good and turns into dust on the boat.
Then Thanos gets down on his knees and asks: "Naevis, will you marry me?"
"No." Nævis says and snaps her finger.
Thanos turns into sand.
then Nævis does a catwalk on the beach and says: "I don't need a man."
A goose randomly appears in front of her.
"honk honk" the goose says.
"I like you too." Nævis says,
The goose blushes.
The End.
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