i was driving home from my centenarian grandpa and his 21 yr old partner's wedding when i got a dm from my mom. it was a video of a crocodile chewing on a tourist in thailand so i checked it out for a sec and before i knew it, this dude just jumped right

in front of my car. i couldn't react fast enough so unfortunately he got hit pretty bad. i was gonna stop and help but i started imagining what life would be like in prison with all those murderers and rapists. it made me so nervous that my stomach started feeling rough. it was either step out of the car and assist the guy or ruin my favorite pair of pants so i kept driving. luckily, there was a popeye's chicken nearby so i went in, did my business and got a chicken sandwich to go before stopping by a store to get a shovel and some other supplies. i drove back to the scene as fast as possible but by the time i arrived, the guy wasn't there anymore. i messaged my mom about the incident to ask for some legal advice because she happens to be a very good lawyer but she just replied with a laughing emoji and asked if was still gonna come to her and my dad's anniversary thing. anyway, i hope that dude is doing great. i just wanna put this whole mess behind me and eat some chicken nuggets.