K.HARRIS (USA V.P) = 'AHAB the ARAB' (U.A.E) Funeral ; 2022.05.16

Ray Stevens (Lyrics) ...

"Ahab The Arab" (Year 1962)

Let me tell you about Ahab The Arab

The Sheik of the burning sand

He had emeralds and rubies just dripping off of him

And a ring on every finger of his hands

He wore a big old turban wrapped around his head

And a scimitar by his side

And every evening about midnight

He'd jump on his camel named Clyde ... and ride

[Spoken (begin)]

Silently through the night to the Sultan's tent where he would secretly meet up with Fatima of the Seven Veils, swingingest grade 'A' number one choice dancer in the Sultan's whole harem, because, hey, him and her had a thing going. You know, and they had been carrying on for some time now behind the Sultan's back and you could hear him talk to his camel as he rode out across the dunes, his voice would cut through the still night desert air and he'd say [fake Arab voice] which is Arabic for, "Stop, Clyde!" and Clyde would say, [fake Camel voice] ... Which is camel for, "What the heck did he say anyway?"

[Spoken (end)]

He brought that camel to a screeching halt

At the rear of Fatima's tent jumped off Clyde,

Sneeked around the corner and into the tent he went

There he saw Fatima laying on a Zebra skin rug

Wearing rings on her fingers and bells on her toes

And a bone in her nose ... Ho, Ho !!!

[Spoken (begin]

There she was friends lying there in all her radiant beauty. Eating on a raisin, grape, apricot, pomegranate, bowl of chitterlings, two bananas, three candy bars, sipping on a Coca Cola , listening to her transistor (radio) , watching the (TV Show) 'Grand Old Opry' on the tube (TV) , reading the Mad magazine while she sung, "Does your chewing gum lose it's flavor?" , and Ahab walked up to her and he said, [fake Arab speech] which is Arabic for, "Let's twist again like we did last summer, baby." ... [laughter] ... You know what I mean! Whew! She looked up at him from off the rug, gave him one of those sly looks, and she said, [coy, girlish laugh] "Crazy baby" ... 'Round and around and around and around' ... etc.

[Spoken (end)]

And that's the story about Ahab the Arab

The Sheik of the Burning sand

Ahab the Arab

The swinging Sheik of the burning sand

(end song)

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Added 'bonus' USA Political Observation -->

ANY SCUM might be a USA PRESIDENT one day ...

D.TRUMP proved that (for me).