Incoming on Taetrometer & Blinkometer:
The Jade Empress has officially filed Documents of Ownership with The Consolidated Empires of Ceasar Galactus 9 claiming Full Ownership of the Planet Earth.
She claims that the Planet Earth is in Her Galactic Domain and it's deteriorating social order is not only a threat to ITSELF but other civilizations in Sector 9 of this galaxy (known throughout the Consolidated Empires as TAETRA.
Additionally, She is claiming that, to save the majority of Common Humanity from Earth's depraved ruling classes and financial elite , the cost can only be offset if She is allowed to REPURPOSE All of Earth's Militaries from their obsolete wargames to service in The JEs Asteroid MInes.
Therefore, she is Criminalizing ALL violence on Earth INCLUDING MILITARY CONFLICTS as a Personal Offense Against Her Galactic Order. Any violence against Earth Persons or their Property will be considered an Assault on the JE Herself and will be met with IMMEDIATE SPONTANEU|OUS COMBUSTION as punishment.
The law of salvage is a principle of maritime law whereby any person who helps recover another person's ship or cargo in peril at sea is entitled to a reward commensurate with the value of the property salved.
