Astrology is age old bullshit but I'm a scorpio
Posts by Oh_Kill_Em
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Yes, Curb Your Enthusiasm too
This scene is ICONIC
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I dropped a pan of hot bacon grease on my foot
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Women really use those ass pads? Now what if you take a guy home, y'all get touchy feely and he grabs a handful of couch cushion? Pushup bras are obvious enhancements anyone can see but that ass pad issa whole lie
Also I don't use pushups either. They're uncomfortable and I already have big tits
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Tablo quoted me because of the Rosario challenge that got me cursed out by my aunt
It was worth it
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They haven't tried to break into the western market since WG's failed US debut in '09
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4
2 under my head, 1 to hug and 1 between my legs
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Big Mouth is hilarious and idc who judges me for liking it (anyone who likes Riverdale has no place to judge tbh)
Can't wait till season 5
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I was in college for 5 years only to be told I can't walk down the aisle, I cried
In terms of employment I was able to keep the job I landed before I graduated, just gotta work at home. I'm mostly introverted so I wasn't too upset about not going out compared to extroverts lol
But the pandemic did fuck up me having regular dick appointments, the struggle..
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Spring Day will be 4 years old in February and she's still stepping on necks
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i have no idea. my aunt wants me to be a business major and the rest of my family want me to do something that will make me money. but i just want to do something im passionate about. idk what that is tho.
One piece of advice I give is that if you don't know what you want to do you can enter college undecided. You'll just take gen. edu. classes while working with an advisor. The con of going in undecided is that you'll probably have to spend more time in college. Once you decide on a major you'll have to take extra semesters/terms to make up for the classes that apply to your new major.
But imo, its better than entering college majoring in something you're not 100% sure about.
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My apologies ma'am
I mistook you for a man
Please don't take any offense
that I lack common sense
Not the first time I've been mistaken for a guy tbh, it's all good
This is so me whenever some random male stans call me a jobless, horny, 14-year old fangirl. Like, I can buy you, your mom, and your house, stfu.
Omg, the horny teen comments
"They'll never fuck you!" Ok? I don't want their peens, I want their jewelry collections
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What are you studying?
What did you study?
What do you plan on studying?
Any grad students here?
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I studied marketing, I plan on going to grad school when I have a few years of experience under my belt.
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he doesn't have enough Akorns unfortunately
nope they come from trees apparently
I'm a lady
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LOL, I can't imagine my parents' face if I asked them to buy me kpop merch.
To be honest, with the current crisis, I'm sure there are a lot of kpop fans who are struggling, and there is nothing to be ashamed of about it - we are living in a shitty situation. But I'm pretty sure most kpop fans do have a job and earn their own money
Jobless from the pandemic (understandable) is different from jobless because you're a "pathetic kpop fan with nothing better going on in your life", that's what kpop stans in general get accused of and it's kinda funny. I don't see how me liking kpop means I'm a jobless bum
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All of that money didn't come from the sky...
They think it came from mommy's wallet
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Most western fans think kpop stans are kids who stole their mom's credit card lmao
PLEASE, me if I ever stole my mom's credit card to buy BT21 shit
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Yep, someone has to pay the bills. I even pay some of the bills for my parents lmao.
Saaaame (electric bill was a son of bitch this month tho..)
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Of course we do, how else are we supposed to afford all these albums and merch ?
Apparently our parents buy them for us. My mom asks me to buy things for her but ok, I'm jobless and broke~
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