Hybe is the one sending Aespa to Coachella

Drop the name of your ao3/wattpad account

please dcjgvbkjn'km;jnlhn;jknlkm;

Should be in the fanfic section

This is the best thing the forum has seen in months

Sometimes I wanna be you just to know what's running inside your head

the ending is funny haha

Quote from SeulgisAbs

Hybe: Is there a slot available? I need desperately to sneak an artist in.

Coachella: Nope. All filled.

Hybe: Are u sure? I guarantee one hour performance from BTS next year.

Coachella : Who?

Hybe: Ya know the Squid Game dudes trying desperately for a Grammy?

Coachella: Deal. I'll kick someone out.

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Coachella: yo whassup. Guess who just landed a spot in the lineup?

SM: NCT? Super M? Exo? Suju?

Coachella : Who? No. It's Aespa.

SM: *long pause* are back tracks allowed

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"Guess what I just did? " Hybe PD nim asks JYP swirling his evening vodka on one fine evening at the Gangnam Bar.

"Abducted Teddy so Blackpink won't get a comeback? " JYP replies, looking hopeful.

Hybe pauses mid swirling. What?!

"I'm sending them to Coachella. It'll be a lip syncing disaster and will kill their momentum for good". Hybe says. "They'll be off our groops' way in no time".

"What if they actually sing live? " JYP asks, his expressions worried.

They stare at each other for full ten seconds.

Then burst out laughing.

-The end

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I would like to see this play in live action

Quality shit post.

I appreciate the effort that this required. 😂

Creative sh:t!

THAT ENDING

I give this Fanfic a solid 3/10 stars

ngl the plot twist was lit

interesting

wattpad king

Very interesting

I miss this Abs so much!!! Always love your story telling of the CEOs shenanigans!! Good one lol

Congrats absie looks like you got your trolling skills back

Big brains Hybe 😄

It's true, I was there.

This is a masterpiece.

free akorns for me!!

Hybe has the mind of a mastermind

Lol!

love how you managed to insult all our faves and made us laugh at the same time

This fanfic is so funny

idk about yall but I felt some underlying romantic tension between HYBE and JYP

Cheers for this quality entertainment

Troll attempt: 11/10

Original, brilliant, creative, wonderful, spectacular. Such good trolling that fans won't know whether to laugh or be offended. Excellent work Abs. If you keep this up you'll be guaranteed to pass your end of year Troll Exam with flying colours. Other akp trolls, take notes. This is how it should be done

In in TEARS 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

But can confirm this happened. I was the friend of the stylist of the brother of Hybe.

Hall of Fame effort lol.

I need you to do another skit where Hybe orchestrates the Izone sabotage and disbandment so they could get their hands on Sakura, Chaewon and Minju for their first GG.

lol I would read more for the shts and giggles. I couldn’t take this seriously if I wanted too. Pt 2. When?

Bang PD and JYPE after Aespa Coachella news:

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But wow, what a ride kkkkkkkk that was funny though kkkkk

this made me laugh lmao