hello back again, from my long 30 minute break. Anyways, I've realized that a lot of idols (and groups) are pretty boring, so of course I've put back on my elle detective glasses so I can get to the bottom of this mystery. Who is the most boring-est idol, ever?
Ellenote's list of boring idols and groups:
IU (10/10) IU, who has been releasing the same ballad for 7 years now. Let us pray for her. Lilac, Coin, whatever. All the same song. No versatility. Didn't she release that terrible boring song Strawberry Moon? Then she said she didn't want to release it at a good time so it wouldn't chart? Did she not say that? It was a God awful song anyway so I don't know what she thought she was doing there. IU is like watching paint dry on a wall. Boring.
Seungmin has zero stage presence, nothing, nada. He doesn't have anything particularly exciting about him. If he wasn't in stray kids he would probably be singing annoying ballads for Kdrama's. (Sad ballads that you've heard 70 times before and every single second that plays makes the song more unbearable) he's quite boring, isn't he? Just no substance there. Every comeback it's the same face. I think seungmin should win an award of some sort, for just being the most God awful boring idol to ever exist.
Something about Yoongi is just wrong. Just plain wrong. To be honest He's the prime example of an idol that makes vlives boring. Then these idols get angry when fans comment "Where's Jungkook?" "Where's Jhope?" Well idiot, why do you think there asking for other members, maybe it's because your so BORING your own fans can't put up with you. Do something Suga! Rap! He also paints, one of the most boring-est thing somebody can do. Painting, god. How grotesque.
Moonbyul is like watching a movie without color. Black and white. Just nothing there. No color. No vocal color too. She's so boring that it makes me forget she's even in mamamoo. She's even more boring because she has no sense of fashion, I like to call it lesbian fashion, and we all know how lesbians dress. I'm not calling her a lesbian or anything, but didnt she make that gay s-x song? So take that as you will. #pride #Iamgaymyselfdontgetmad
I.N (Stray Kids) 8/10
I.N is like zoning out for an hour and not realizing it. He's like not drinking your morning coffee and feeling like a zombie the whole day. He also has no stage presence. He just scrunches his eyebrows and calls it a day. I like I.N, don't get me wrong, he's a cute guy, I'm a stay, of course, but I cannot excuse the boring-ness.
Jisoo is like watching a new kdrama and dropping it 10 minutes in. She has no substance. Nothing fun about her at all. She's the equivalent of Seungmin. She doesn't smile, doesn't do anything funny, doesn't even deliver in acting. Aren't actors suppose to be captivating, Jisoo is captivating because your too focused on the wall behind her in most of her scenes. Or her strange delivery of each line. Jisoo is like whole grain bread. Terrible.
Cha Eunwoo (7/10)
Off screen, he's nice, on screen, he's an eyesore. He's beautiful, even I know that. But that acting? Funky. Eunwoo is like stale water that has been sitting on your bedside table for 5 months. Eunwoo is like a firework that doesn't go off. Watching Eunwoo act is like watching a mime mime. Sometimes I wonder if he gets tired of playing the same role over and over again.
Mina (Twice) 9.5/10
Mina is like a pair of earrings you got for your birthday, their pretty, but they hurt when put on and they smell like rusted metal. Mina is like dried up grass that hasn't been cut. Mina lacks in everything, she's so boring that I forget she's even in twice performances. She just has this 1 blank expression and that's it, and the occasional smile. Just like a little robot.
Akmu are like that one band that plays at your local coffee shop, nobody likes them but they still have to nod their head to the beat and pretend to like them. Akmu reminds me of a piece of cardboard covered in glitter, except the cardboard is lit on fire and the glitter is actually just dust. Their like that one sweater your grandma gives you that you stuff in the back of your closet never to be seen again until next Christmas.
Tis is all. Goodbye now. #ellenation