I'm too old to be cute.
I'm in my mid 20's.
BTW to that user who just called me cute, I'm not offended by it.
I do like being called "cute" sometimes
And well... I like cute stuff.
And I enjoy having a cute aesthetics sometimes.
But I'm not a cute goose.
I'm a scary goose, who would bite the ones, who mess with my friend.
Well... I'm also too old to make a joke about being a scary goose.
I'm not too old to make jokes about biting people, because Edward Cullen is over 100 years old. (I haven't watched Twilight...)