KMC Guild - Manifesto, Membership, Members, Deserters and Friends

  • Manfesto


    The Purpose of the guild is to accumulate knowledge and Akorns under the watchful eyes of the Kpop Megachurch

    We are a sanctuary away from the :eyes: of the law...


    In these sacred halls the kpop gods look down upon us with smiles as we humble servants accumulate knowledge and akorns in order to expand the influence of the kpop megachurch...


    We shall entertain ourselves with music, dance, song, games, orgies, poetry, knowledge and fun to further the faith of kpop


    BTW: sometimes I call the Kpop Megachurch the KMC for short


    Rules


    1. Be respectful (when required) and always question and challenge authority.

    2. Think for yourself - we love dissenting ideas and opinions.

    3. No offensive or racist behavior.

    4. You must have a minimum of 100 posts and not be a member of any other guild.

    5. Feel free to spam as much or as little as you want but at least make it good spam.

    6. You must be able recite each of the following


    - Knowledge

    - Knowledge (Part 2)

    - RE: Knowledge (Part 3)


    7. All non-members are welcome but if you stay too long you'll have to pay a sanctuary tax.

    8. Keep it light and fun, that is our purpose so if you have issues with another member let the rest of us know so we can sip on the tea.

    9. We resolve our disputes through poetry...and in case of a tie Rock, Paper Scissors.

    10. Breach of the rules will entitle us to all your akorns - why kick you out when we can just confiscate your assets.



    Guild Spiel


    (someone wants to join the guild and you don't know how to explain it use this below)


    Admit your faith in kpop and join others who have converted to the religion. This is the Kpop Megachurch. You don’t need to come every sunday when it comes to us, you can slide in anytime, anywhere. Discussions can be as random as you want, whether it’s your favorite idols or eggplants. The end of the universe is the limit. Joining this guild will not only earn you friends just as weird as you are, but you will be given a designated nickname based on your persona. We are nothing like other guilds and you won’t regret hanging with us. Now it’s the lord’s resting day, come to the church.



    (credits to cherryshiii )

  • Current Members and additional Information


    icyruios aka the Don, GMT +8, Leader, unknown gender (yet)

    @keaji aka the Matriarch, female, GMT+1, Co-Leader

    QiongqiongHua aka raccoon, female, GMT-5, enforcer

    ellenote aka coral, female, GMT -5, no position

    JaedaKim aka parasite, female, GMT+9, no position

    Jeanniebean aka cricket, female, GMT -4, no position

    Marsh26 aka (TBD), female, GMT -7, no position

    rubykitten aka (TBD), female, GMT, no position

    russianvelvet aka (TBD), female GMT + 11, no position

    ducky-mioda aka (TBD), male, GMT+ 7, no position

    Jasque-O-Part2 aka (TBD), male, GMT -3, no position


    Special Member

    selfmate aka The Pastor, male, GMT+8, guild founder


    Friends of the Kpop Megachurch Guild

    rosseanne female, GMT +

    chaengaro-o female, GMT +1

    Eternity-April female, GMT +5.30

    jinaland female, GMT +8

    haoluvr female, GMT -6

    lmfaooo , female, GMT -6

    baepsaechan , female, GMT -7

    Rainbowlicious female, GMT - 6

    chaeyoungsluvr he, GMT-7

    SendFoodPics she, GMT-4

    Kaikat, she, GMT +5.5

    red-silk, she, GMT -7

    crystalblues aka (TBD), female, GMT -6

    @ultraaviolet aka (TBD), female, GMT - 8

    xx-jenn-xx aka (TBD), female, GMT - 8

    Hilary-21 aka (TBD), female, GMT +8

    thegoddess31 aka (TBD), any, GMT +5


    Deserters (but still welcome back anytime)

    Kairina aka professor, female, GMT

    creamylove aka inmate, female, GMT +11

    Yunathehomegirl aka Farmer, female, GMT -8, position: title name giver

    @zuzuhhaa aka Spicy Chicken Nugget, female, GMT -6, position: recruiter

    kooxgalaxy aka dinosaur chicken nugget, female, GMT - 6

    @7dream0606 aka Peasant, female, GMT -5, position: English-Korean Translator

    Jae-6 aka Nuts, male, GMT - 6, dispatch

    catzi aka indentured servant, female, GMT -3

    Sara-M aka ash, female, GMT -5, nurse

    cherryshiii aka Hard Labourer, female, GMT,position: secretary

    bangtan-chan aka sewage water, they, GMT -4, maknae clown

    suavek aka cooties, female, GMT -4

    Justplainme aka dirty grape groper, male, GMT+1





    Edited 10 times, last by selfmate ().

  • is this a cult :pepe-cross:

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    let us gather around for the lord’s prayer:

    Nævis we love you. You are the one who protected me when i was in trouble. MY victory, one SYNK DIVE. I know your sacrifices. Let’s meet surely after the resurrection.

    Æmen

    :pepe-pray:

  • do i give my time zone :melon_think:

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    let us gather around for the lord’s prayer:

    Nævis we love you. You are the one who protected me when i was in trouble. MY victory, one SYNK DIVE. I know your sacrifices. Let’s meet surely after the resurrection.

    Æmen

    :pepe-pray:

  • I wanna be in this guild :wilds:


    Anyhow I've completed the questionnaire and included it with this post in case you guys need it for me to join :claps:

    nothing here for now hehe (/▽\)

  • excellent...more meat for the slaughter :-)

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