Do you want to be on the news?

that’s good

Hell no!

Quote from bethesda

I'm already on the news. I'm on the news because I spoke to City Council regarding my name change, and also because I ran for mayor last year (but I withdrew).

I didn't realize you were Bill de Blasio (or should I call you Warren?), former NYC mayor. That's crazy!

ehh I tend to observe "security through obscurity"

plus I don't have a way to capitalize on fame or even exposure in a way that outweighs the costs of increased public exposure. (not that kind, the gutter is for rainwater, not your head)