Would you rather have loud (no smell) or silent farts (smelly)?

Loud but no smell, I'd just say it wasn't me

It’s not real ladylike but a loud one with no smell with a very embarrassing excuse me.

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its an extra pocket since they dont put them in dresses

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I'm making real comments criticizing women's fashion yk

You gotta do what you gotta do when you don't have pockets :-D

I already have silent but deadly. Better than loud I think, not in closed rooms of course. But you can blame anyone else for the smell. Something you can't do if that loud sound is located near you

Loud but I’ve mastered the art of holding

yeah if its loud people can kind of pinpoint where it was coming from, so I choose loud because I want people to know its me.

Silent but deadly because I can just run away and no one would know it came from me. A loud fart would cause kids to laugh and others to just stare and judge

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Good choice

What would you like your "deadly" fart to smell like?

1,000,000 skunk farts at once

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Good choice!

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HAHA thanks

I would agree with Rainbowlicious

silent and deadly since no one would be the wiser

Silent but Deadly is my forte....plus you can't pinpoint it if there's no sound, it kinda creeps up on you.

Like you know when your walking down the street and the wind just blows some gross smell your way, if its not sewage, then it was someones silent fart most likely lol