Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; im not sure about the universe
Hey you look cute today hehe

Type The Sentence Above With Your Eyes Closed
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Hey you look cute today hehe
For the Emperor, Knights of Caliban! The Lion’s anointed Angels of Death! No forgiveness. No retreat.
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ffor the emppwero, kinghttss fof acaliban,! The ion';s anoinntes angwllas aof death!@ No forgivneess. No retrweat
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious , even though the sound of it quite atrocious
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Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious , even though the sound of it quite atrocious
A pound of this merchant’s flesh is yours. The court awards it and the law authorizes it.
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A pund of merchants flesh is yours, the court awards it and the law authosies it.
Anyone wanna join my kpop megachurch guild?
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abyibe wanna houn my koio mneachurch guld
Do you love me like the way I love you
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So yoy loveme the wa y i love you
Those who think in straight lines will never see past the curve
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Those who thunk ub sreaugr kubes wukk becer see past the curve
Oh, to be a fluffy teddy bear with ears like velvet
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Oh, to be afluffy teddy bear with ears like velvt
They project unto others that which they hate about themselves
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thry projeg into otheyd thsy jate abaour themselves
one day horn grew on my head, so i waited for you at platform 9 and three quarters
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one day hrn grew on my head, so i waited for youat plarform 9 and three quarters
I looked, and behold, there was a white horse. The one riding on it had a bow, and a crown was given to him.
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I looked, and behold, there was a white horse. The one riding on it had anow and a crown was given to him.
Is there anything more beautiful than spring or more picturesque than the first snow in winter
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Is there anything more beautiful ahan spring or more picturesque than the first snow in winter?
Ugh, one typo.
There is some good in this world, Mr. Frodo, and it is worth fighting for.
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There is some good in this worle Mr. Frodo, and it is wortj figjtijg for.
Find me, yeah? I'm never gonna leave you behind.
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Find me, yeah? I';mnever gonna leave you behind.
Then another horse came out, fiery red. The one riding on it was permitted to take peace from the earth, so that people would slaughter one another.
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The another forse came out, firey red. The one riding on it was permitted to take peace from the earch , so that people would slaughter one another.
What would you do if your son was at home, crying all alone on the bedroom floor cause he's hungry and the only way to feed him is to, sleep with a man for a little bit of money
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