What is the most awkward question you’ve been asked?

u first

Each time I came out to any of my friends it led to a million questions about intimacy with same-sex couples...those conversations were always so painful

not sure if this is awkward cause its more creepy

I was like 15 and outside with my friends shopping and this dude probably twice my age asked me if I got chest enhancement surgery

fuck he should be in jail

This was years i was a late teen and me and a friend had stopped at a McDonald to eat late night. Pretty empty, just 5 customers total including us. We order and sit down but one big ass dude smelling if nasty drug shit comes over with his food to our table and asks "are you 2 a couple"

"No, we're not like that, we're friends". At this point me and my friend are ready and braced in case this fucker tries to attack us.

"Shame. You 2 look good together. But if you still want I can suck you off, just come over to me". Then he went back to his seat.

We looked at each other surprised and then laughed out off. But the dude kept staring at is the whole time it was off putting. We lost our appetite and just left quickly as possible.

In the car I was kinda laughing about the situation but my friend had a serious look. "What's up man?"

"The dude had knife in his coat. He was gonna kill us if we went".

Well shit.

way too NSFW

my teacher once looked at my stomach and than asked me if I was pregnant.

ofc I was not.

When I was 13, a clown at the doctor's office (a patient) asked me if I was my siblings' mom. If she hadn't been in costume, maybe it wouldn't have been as weird.

For a decade after that everyone always assumed I'm younger than my age because I'm Asian and reeeeallllly short. (tied for shortest user on AKP ) I spent my 20s getting pegged as a teen or my sister's mom, so maybe I'm the

"Are you (insert ethnicity I am not)?"

It's not even a pride thing. It's just that they're usually wrong anyway since I'm multiple backgrounds.

How old i am by an old guy in his car who had stopped right in front of me(as in, cutting my way). He lost interest after i told him i was over 18(which i wasnt).

Okay that's more creepy but...

When you've worked customer service, it all starts to blend together lmao

"where's the any key"

Well I have two

1. Middle aged men asking or guessing my age (which 99 percent of their answers are wrong)

2. People assuming I worked at a store when I was only 8 and asked me questions about where such and such is….

Idk but kinda awkward experiences for me